making waves.

i'm single and i hate everyone (except my bartender and my mom)

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:47:12 -0500

when did everyone get a boyfriend? even the homeless woman in my neighborhood has a boyfriend. and what does she have that i dont? i can get a shopping cart…and im pretty sure if you gave me some time i could grow a beard. who knows what girls these days have to do to find and keep boyfriends. im pretty sure its 75% perspiration, 20% persistence and 5% prescription drugs.

i know this is coming from a girl whose favorite karaoke song is jaded by aerosmith, but lets keep it real people. you probably cant even count your single friends on one hand. the worlds is in a relationship and i am the 9th wheel.

its like women have to be all these things, and we have to spend so much time just to look regular, and dont even have enough time to tell the world how cool we are. im a catch. im freaking hip. i eat almond butter. you want someone cultured? does listening to velvet underground in my brooklyn apartment classify me as cultured? i am pretty down to earth too, i mean i have a check book for crying out loud! i am even a vegetarian (for the most part).

you need to understand that my lifestyle is really based on boredom. which is really a particular art form if you think about it…which is kind of just running on my disinterest in everything around me. there are an array of people and things i could be doing. but im just bored. just because im single doesnt make me desperate so before i become the zsa zsa gabor of park slope, someone please bring me a bag of crutons, im going to pass the fuck out.

just remember…a girls is not always as good as her relationship status on facebook, guess who will be laughing when you and your ugly boyfriend split up publicly on facebook. LIKE.

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Tue, 18 Dec 2012 11:14:37 -0500

http://myboyfriendsdead.tumblr.com/

tumblropenarts: Illustrations by Stephen Davis for the upcoming...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:41:51 -0500

tumblropenarts:

Illustrations by Stephen Davis for the upcoming book The Haunted History of New Orleans: Ghosts of the French Quarter

dailybless: Marion Cotillard for W December 2012 by Tim Walker

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:39:11 -0500

dailybless:

Marion Cotillard for W December 2012 by Tim Walker

visual-poetry: “if the color changes (#4)” by mel bochner

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:38:11 -0500

visual-poetry:

“if the color changes (#4)” by mel bochner

Are you going to Art Basel Miami Beach this year?

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:37:53 -0500

tumblropenarts:

If so, let us know here or reply to this post!

publicartfund: #Configurations artist Allyson Vieira’s work...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 20:41:08 -0500

publicartfund:

#Configurations artist Allyson Vieira’s work that was featured @sculpturecenter. The artist speaks of her affinity for working with drywall. #SundaySessions @MoMAPS1 (at MoMA PS1 Contemporary Art Center)

theswinginsixties: Model in a Mondrian dress on the cover of...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 20:40:19 -0500

theswinginsixties:

Model in a Mondrian dress on the cover of Vogue Paris, September 1965.

fairytalemood: “Sleeping Beauty” by Zarina Liew

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 20:37:43 -0500

fairytalemood:

“Sleeping Beauty” by Zarina Liew

Photo

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:07:56 -0400

Photo

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:07:35 -0400

svell: Deborah Stevenson, “Attention to Detail” collage on...

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 09:50:20 -0400

svell:

Deborah Stevenson, “Attention to Detail”

collage on paper

LOVING THIS.

renaissance portraits with a twist. a house wife from the 1950’s.

chilling, yet fasinating. a mix of beatirx potter and the...

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 09:48:54 -0400

chilling, yet fasinating. a mix of beatirx potter and the bathers. quite a mash.

Group Portrait in Forest. Helena Blomqvist, 2011.

darksilenceinsuburbia: Olaf Hajek. Dead Bird.

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 09:47:45 -0400

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Olaf Hajek. Dead Bird.

Photo

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 12:38:45 -0400

this reminds me of woman house! a woman’s places in...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 09:55:00 -0400

this reminds me of woman house! a woman’s places in obviously on a shelf, in a closet filled with sheets and towels. broken dolls and misplaced books.

yama-bato:

Marek Piasecki

Bez tytułu Untitled
1050
brom, cz-b
17,7 × 13 cm

centuriespast: BOTTICELLI, SandroJudith Leaving the Tent of...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 09:54:30 -0400

centuriespast:

BOTTICELLI, Sandro
Judith Leaving the Tent of Holofernes
1495-1500
Tempera on panel, 36,5 x 20 cm
Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam

infinity-imagined: The Amazon River

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 11:00:06 -0400

infinity-imagined:

The Amazon River

beholders-eye: tweedletweet: Stella Sidiropoulou - Sunday...

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 10:59:22 -0400

beholders-eye:

tweedletweet:

Stella Sidiropoulou - Sunday Walk.

My beloved, melancholic city of Thessaloniki.

i need these. if only this manicure could last forever!!1!

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 09:03:00 -0400

i need these. if only this manicure could last forever!!1!